Shaving the Pooch

Yesterday, I went to visit an elderly woman with a Shih-Tzu. Previously, the dog's hair had grown so long that it looked liked Cousin It's toupee. In order to stem the tide of overwhelming hair, the woman had a traveling dog groomer stop by to give it a trim. It appears the groomer used to cut hair for the Marine Corps, because the dog now looks like Jerry Garcia's head on a Chihuahua's body. And you thought you had bad haircuts?